How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
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Even Lady Gaga hates Purdue
He passed out drunk on top of me. Fully erect. Still inside me. Woke up like 1 minute later, and continued.
So I just learned that my father was teaching me rules for drinking games when I was 5.
Agreed. And i highly doubt it could be awkward. You do remember our introduction was a direct result of you mentioning your affinity for my genitals, right?
Seriously, I'm ready to settle for ugly and unemployed as long as he has decent hygene and likes to go down.
I have to be more responsible. I've dropped three lighters into my bong today.
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Yo, how much weed can I get for a caf swipe?
I vaguely remember us chasing shots by licking each other's faces last night. Our friendship has reached another level completely.
I'm so hungover I just peed on my hand and left it, didn't wash... Killin it in 2915
What started out as a one night stand ended in him texting me the next day, saying he thought he was gay.
Why is there bacon in the couch?
I gave him a hand job in the parking lot... now he thinks we're meant for each other...
She calls him the walking dildo to his face. That relationship is already fucked up.
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