Drunk x Brooklyn = problems getting home. If I don't make it you can have my computer and my bitches. You're welcome.
whoever gets the blood i just donated is getting a shit ton of free thc
quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
No one goes out in public like that, unless they do anal
i have received so many congratulations texts this morning. sleeping with him really was a good decision.
My coke dealer called me at midnight just to ask how to spell a word. Not sure how I should feel about that.
How many ice cream sandwiches is an acceptable meal replacement?
2.5
I tried to show my boob for free volcano tacos at taco bell last night. Not boobs. Just boob. The manager wasn't allowing it.
He was so drunk he was throwing the bowling balls into other lanes on purpose. He still beat my high score thought.
My day may involve a drug pinata. I LOVE MY LIFE.
Hey my results were negative. Your chlamydia train stops here. Happy hunting!
Crazy fun. I think I got a concussion from a stripper
She deserves a chance to suck my penis. This is America. Its her God given right.
SO EXCITED ABOUT STRING CHEESE RIGHT NOW
Sex. Target parking lot. I really am the mayor.
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