Is making out on a toilet while he is sitting down and pissing weird? cause that's what happened last night
New record: 45 minutes. Afterwards I played We Are The Champions while we cuddled.
even iPhones love lady gaga. everytime I type haha it trys to correct it to gaga. this is bullshit...
I mean I'm not worried about us not getting wasted. I'm more worried that I'll be doing a Boris yeltzen impression by 1030.
There is a 15" subwoofer mounted inside our fridge. I've never been more proud of myself.
I held his ankles while he hung off the top bunk attempting to get my pillow that fell off.
I feel choking has become trendy-- ita losing its effect. I may just have to go back to missionary to spice it up
I only remember singing the Captain Planet theme song on our way to the bars.
You were yelling at the mannequin and saying "DON'T LOOK AT ME"
How do I un-spend everything I bought last night? Seriously...was a penis shaped piñata and enough tequila to fill my bathtub really that necessary?
At least you can say you've literally dumped money down the drain
Getting a lap dance from a girl you went to high school with really isn't as awkward as you'd think
And she called me out by name, nothing could have made it more awkward but it ended up not being that bad
As a BFF it is your duty to answer when I drunk call you at 3 in the morning because I couldn't find a knife to cut that cake. I finally found one, fell asleep with it and the cake in bed. K thanks bye.
Took it for the first time last night, and i saw a giant pillsbury boy coming after me with a wrench in his hand.
there are LEGIT cum stains on my ceilling. ON THE CEILLING!! you tell me how the relationship was.
21st birthday weekend in Vegas has concluded and all I'm missing is my underwear and 'Contacts' icon on my phone home screen.
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