Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
you could play connect the dots with the people ive fucked in this room
walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
I don't know where your sunglasses are, I was too preoccupied with girls not old enough to drive past midnight.
she said if I bought her franzia she would blow me, and she would fuck me if I splurged on martini and rossi. Franzia it is
The cop refused to sing with us, even though he was as happy as we were that the tow truck finally showed up.
I had to convince you not to write "happy birthday to the first guy who fingered me" on his facebook wall, right above the post from his current girlfriend's mother.
he ruins everything I try to do including his roommates
I'm going to replace you with a friend who will be happy when I find a huge penis
I'm also 3/4 on the frats. Its like my goal of traveling to all 7 continents, but different somehow and a lot less morally sound.
Either I'm deep cleaning my apartment out of severe academic procrastination or I'm subconsciously nesting and need to take a pregnancy test.
He smells like ham and a lifetime of poor choices
I keep track of what day of the week it is by my recent destinations on my nav system. \nRight now it's: booty call, bar, booty call, brunch, bar, church so that must mean we are getting close to Sunday when we start the rotation all over again.
I may or may not have spiked my gatorade to get through a game of monopoly with these children.
Why are there naked heterosexuals in my apartment?
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