farters have to be the big spoon...
it's not our fault the pink and the sink are so close together.
and then she said I drew a line on her forehead with my cum and whispered "Simba"
this guy had a colored tattoo of Chucky on his leg, whatever drugs he does, i want them
i licked icing off his dick. in front of his sister.
She's working this semester. Her dad saw he was listed as 'the atm' on her phone and cut off tuition for three months.
My mom just told me the story of how she met my dad through prison. How was your saturday?
I'm not saying I would have to be high to sleep with him. I'm just saying it would probably help.
The annual Father's Day Wake and Bake has been canceled due to lack of hustle.
You are cordially invited to the annual finals week stress relief drinking binge at our manor this evening
One day I'll learn not to get drunk on a plane. Today is not that day.
Had a vaginal orgasm. I feel like I made sex my bitch.
ARE YOU DEAD? TEXT Y FOR YES OR N FOR NO.
its like probably shouldnt be sending pics of your asshole to strangers who work in the same building as you
I a very close black and white picture of my slightly erect penis and I blew it up put it in an art gallery for a show coming up and somebody bought it for 30 Grand!!!
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