At a sweet 16. cant remember what shirt im wearing byt dnt worry im not sleeping w/ the guy who serves the chicken nuggets again
shes the kind of girl i dont like to talk to unless my penis is in her mouth.
I just saw a girl walk by me wearing a "kiss me I'm pro choice" shirt. Is that a signal for easy access?
She said to delete the bj video, but I accidentally hit the 'send to her bf' button. My bad
I just undressed him with my eyes. And gave him a 10 inch penis. I hope its true.
Everything's fine I'm just stoned and my pillows are too soft.
Well, I plan on starting the night dressed as little red riding hood. Then I plan on finishing the night dressed as a shit show in a red cape.
I wound up running down the street in 12 degree weather in just my bra and then fell asleep cuddling my bottle. You tell me how last night went.
You reeked of guilt and shame and we offered you pancakes
Um, It's tempting but I'm not into coke or farmers.
He hit me up on Grindr and called me "bro." I just have to assume that the sex is going to be bad.
How is it that 364 days a year I'm the adult, but on Halloween you completely forget how to have fun and become my grandma?
I come into the house and he's fucking doing karaoke by himself... Lady gaga
My first hangover at work. I'm officially an adult.
You know you're old when you’re masturbating and you pull your hip
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