Do you think Patty Mayonase ever went down on Doug?
roommate just walked in on us. two and a half times. the half, she just knocked, sighed, and walked away.
Barsexuality is the new black.
it wouldnt have been so bad but she still had the cowboy hat on when my mom walked in
I just got hard thinking about a crunch wrap. Im done
He gave them shots of purell and called it "acid rain" jello shots. They took them.
I hate freshman.
When are you comin back?
probably mid next week, depending on when i finish my remaining half gallons
she worked me into her spring break cardio plan. im mondays and wednesdays.
some bitch filled my sink with salsa.
could you please tell me why you thought vodka soaked band aids were a good idea?
I'm smoking a bowl and pondering why we haven't discovered teleportation again.
Don't ask me how, but I have a squirrel in my backpack and I don't know what to do with it.
Do you miss the park or do you miss us having sex in public?
My ideal friend would be my dog as a drug dealer
If he sends me a dick pic so help me god.
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