I won a flip cup tournbment! Why is boot and rally so hard when youre old?
I didnt attack him, I heard I threw a chair at him- big difference. And you know Im not a creep so whatever
I hope you're ready because I look like an elf on crack had a baby in the medieval era and that baby grew up to be a whore
no i do not regret standing at the wendys drive thu handing the employees mardi gra beads to get free chicken nuggets
Why do I feel like the only way for this trip to end is alcohol poisoning?
how the fuck is Katelyn 5'1" and 85 lbs and she tackled a bouncer to the ground?
You just sent me a picture of a federal crime. Like. You don't give a fuck.
He's talking about how great of a find these dollar store condoms were. Help.
I had to help some 40 year old women shoot down some 21 year old who called her his "milf fantasy"
Can we go out and do something semi fancy soon? I feel like wearing a dress and pretending to be an adult.
I walked by the two of them and mouthed "fuck me" based on there reaction I think they just came in their pants
All the drunken hookups over the last year are self destructing, at least something is keeping nursing school interesting
When he mumbled "I can't feel my legs," proceeded to stand, fall over, and just lay there I knew I'd given great head...
Puked in the trash can. Took a bite of someone's breadstick and kept dancing and drinking
He's stripped out of his boxers and is dancing and slapping his dick with string cheese...I don't know whether to call for help or take a video.
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