Me too!
yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
Made out with some random "plus sized" young lady. She let me kiss her boobies. It was like I was 6 months old again.
never try to heat up a hot pocket in the dryer if ur microwave breaks...bad idea.
gettin pulled by a cop with a camera crew. gonna flee. want my 15 min of fame on cops.
Just got blown whilst getting my high score on bejeweled blitz. There's still a month and a half left of summer and my bucket list is empty...
They left me stranded on the side of the road with a table and five gallons of water. They said it was all I really needed to survive. People are staring
Quick! What do I wear on a 4 hour road trip with an older guy in the army I had pantomime sex with in a hotel a few months ago?
I just really need a hug and a shower beer
The guys are trying to figure out my orientation....think theyve settled on "drunksexual"
My vagina needs her own mother sometimes.
Well after we were arrested you just kept chanting "Like a good neighbor state farm is there"
Let's get drunk and take out your tonsils tonight
Let's not forget that we had sex on the ground in public tonight.
Do not let Mike show you his naughty Santa Claus outfit. It's a super long beard and crotchless pants.
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