I think she heard me call her a fat skank. But she was to be fair.
I want to make a zoo with you.
12 pack with dinner. Living by yourself is awesome.
Becky drew a cock on my face and is making me sit on the step.
what did you do that she drew a cock on your face and supplemental questions why did you let her?
What's the name of that girl you hooked up with? The one that looks like the fire hose sign.
There isn't a single transaction on my online bank account that doesn't involve drugs or alcohol since November 12
The woman in front of me has a completely clear purse. I can see everything. It's ballsy because her vagisil is on display.
Just calculated that for my last final tomorrow I need 120% to improve my grade and 53% to keep it..buying 30 packs now, go get dressed
She fucked me for a ride to the airport. If this is what the rest of college is like, I'm never graduating.
Don't bother coming over to clean the mess. I already paid two kids 5 bucks for it, just didn't tell them you peed all over the place. You do owe me 5 bucks though
I LEAVE YOU TWO ALONE FOR 45 MINUTES AND ALL MY WHIPPED CREAM AND CONDOMS ARE GONE
Hey where the fuck is the rest of my beer? Lets start this day off right
AND HOLY SHIT FLUBBER IS ON NETFLIX
It's ok, I did squats with my bottle of wine before I opened it. That counts as the gym since I won't be getting there haha
Why are there naked heterosexuals in my apartment?
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