Tell LD happy birthday and party like it's $19.99
Recession joke.
Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
i just heard my neighbor say from outside my window "i don't give a shit what he does, what the hell am i gonna do with my son's penis?"
You make homosexuality sound like a cult.
so he came on my face and then proceeded to say "that was just how i imagined it would happen"
where do you find these guys?
someone shit in a solo cup and left it at the base of the stairs. fuck orlando dude.
btw, her name was actually Alixx. in retrospect, it was pretty much a gimme
My balls had bee stings let's just leave it at that.
Look dude, you cant keep blaming everything on the new years party. Its february...
Going to jail was so much more fun than I thought it would be. I feel like I walked away with more than just a bomb-ass mugshot, I feel like I made some life long friends.
Celebratory bar crawl?
i was so high i thought the horse on my poster was running
Tonight I plan on passing out fully clothed on the table. I don't know where normal people plan on sleeping.
I just can't have sex in the car again. it's just too much
You kept yelling stranger danger at Nick because he was talking to that girl you didn't like. Your not invited ever again.
I’m home.
I’m aware. I just dropped you off.
Randomize
