ok plan lets look hot and dance like whores.
i'm going to be honest, my vagina smells.
I was curling my hair today and I looked at my curling iron and thought...
You at least unplugged it right?
All i've done since I got back to my room today is take a three hour nap. Like, I even planned to change my pants and haven't even done that yet.
You said you didn't want to drink anymore so you started shooting vodka down the back of your throat using a syringe. Oh, and then you aimed it at my eye ball...vodka in the eye hurts btw.
And I feel bad.
Because we're having a serious discussion about our sex life and you're playing minecraft?
The air was thick with penises
her dad gauges his nipple piercings.
REALLY should have cleaned under my bed before I had my parents come help me pack...things my parents just found: several condoms and a bottle of lube. My mom when she found a condom: "ooo ribbed. Laura's a lucky girl"
We've only been here for 15 hours and our names are already on 2 separate police reports. We've also been given our "final warning" by the cops and hotel management.
He referred to our sex as being similar to "Two cheetahs cage fighting" and I have to agree.
I woke up in confetti... confetti and shame
You know it was a good night when visa fraud prevention services are calling
then I ended up getting a lapdance from my TA...I love college.
Totally writing my paper on the toilet. Makes me miss you.
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