I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
a pedometer??? no beatles?Steve jobs just took a dump in CA and it landed on my heart
Being back home for the summer opens up so many opportunities to have sex without increasing my number
My drug dealer just made me a sandwich at the local deli. Starting to question his street cred.
well i fell out of the hot tub and tumbled down the hill and kicked a plant in the process.
The holidays are too long. I always run out of adderall before I run out of family. you got any left?
I tried to trade my phone for pizza last night. I guess I had priorities last night
i just told him to get ready, because I'm going to be taking out my anger over the Super Bowl out on his penis.
My life has turned into sitting in the driveway listening to Total Eclipse of the Heart while staring at the Blue Moon. Hey, August. Let's be nice. I need help.
There were containers of weed in the piñata. How much more Colorado does it get
You know it's a bad cold when sneezing feels better than orgasming...
I'm bringing pajamas, aspirin, morning after clothes and morning after pill
she was sitting with her tits completely out.. on the kitchen floor..eating pickles by the handful... rapping mac dre... and then lit up a cig and continued...that drunk
I didn't know it was possible and I don't know if I'll ever be able to do it again on my own but he literally fuck me sideways.
Her mom Is so hot that when she was bending over i just zoned out starin at her ass her dad slapped me on the back an said let me tell you son everything you see here is mine and you had better realize i felt like simba
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