i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
This is much more drunk than i was intending for a wednesday
I love how I just got my coachella ticket and ecstasy in a package deal.
its impossible for me to find something that fits my tits my muffin top and my ass all at the same time
i have rugburns grass stains and some road rash. im an all terrain slut
That's the last time I do shots near a campfire.
I'd like to say yes, but I nearly lost my shit when I assumed there was no back to my house. I am not strong enough for hallucinations.
Me ending up in the fetal position in my shower is becoming far too commonplace. It's like a weekly therapy session
You'd think the dry cleaners next door would be less judgmental for as much business as my theme parties bring them.
Although I would ideally cut back on smoking weed, imagine what getting high and looking for our spirit animals would be like
Don't blame me. I told you I didn't know if I had a key to those hancuffs.
Its was awkward last year cuz in the middle of it her mom bust In the room with noise makers and champagne
I think the biggest problem with being overhigh is when the kitchen was on fire and I was pointing and laughing and eating rootbeer oreos like it was fucking Ozzfest 2000
We stood outside the room listening to them have sex and making meow noises
That's not right, is it?
HIDE THE INFLATABLE PENIS
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