Still drunk and leading the team through the 9am sales meeting. I'm pretty sure this is why there aren't more 26year-olds in management.
I am drunk as shit eating pancakes. I am not the person to call.
Covered in glitter and dick. 2010 feels a lot like 2009.
well, it ended with me crying outside the strip club saying i don't want to be 21 anymoree. i'd say it was a great 21st birthday.
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
You've got more to offer than just money. Come on. You have an awesome rack.
On the bright side I still get a $20 referral bonus at the plasma center even though he passed out during donation because he was so high.
I consider myself an expert at getting drunk and embarrassing people at weddings.
The chick got into the cab with us and said we have 3 chances to guess what she just stuck up her ass. Hello to you to!
It's been so long that I've occasionally forgotten I own a vagina
Yeah i'd say someone being in the room while you're doing someone makes them eligible for fb friendship
I took Xanax and it did nothing to me. First sign I'm crazy and actually need it.
No one understands the complete and utter debilitating 3 day bday bender.
My goal is to have my roommate find me sprawled out in the middle of my floor naked and passed out. Maybe with some Alfredo chicken hanging out of my mouth. I don't know, we'll see where this goes.
PS: bike ride of shame at 7am includes riding by kids waiting for the school bus #classy
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