Come see our sink grown plant.
I must say your penis is just as photogenic as you
Have fun at school today. Try to hide that you're a whore. The other girls will like you better that way.
i think he was starting go for a boob grab when we both realized the middle of a public tennis court wasn't the place
she sent me pictures of 3 different vaginas and if I could pick which one was hers i could sleep with her.
I was always good at matching as a child.
Okay good. I don't want another mom thinking I got their daughter pregnant.
it wasn't a normal cookie, i figured that out 45 minutes into my exam
No, the responsible one does not yell out "lets go to iHop" at 5 in the morning to a bunch of drunk people with munchies.
When you're awkward as a teenager, it never goes away. You just mask it. With makeup. And boobs.
Because drinking and showering don't go hand in hand. There that's my PSA of the day.
I don't know. I wanna do you but I also want a cheeseburger.
Also not to brag but I got high last night and got us a host family in a chateau in the south of France
We should try to put a bagel on your penis
The important thing is that she is gone, presumably back to the depths of hell from whence she came.
After a beer I realize now I may have shared too much about my obsession with ghosts with my therapist this morning.
Randomize
