why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
Came home and the girl was sitting on the steps "talking" on her ipod touch AND was halfway done eating a raw cucumber.
Just saw the first guy I gave head to lose in the french open...some how I feel better that my mistake made it to the same mistake as our relationship, the third round. Don't judge.
you should have seen his reaction to my boobs, it was like he just met god
I just learned a new drink. Sloppy Ninja. Half Saki Half Nyquil
Did you blow the guy you weren't supposed to hook up with again in the bathroom of pita pit? Cause that happened last night...
I was woken up in my old house by the new residents ... I don't even have a Key anymore
with a cock that big I don't even care that he makes a convincing drag queen
I just put on underwear fresh outta the dryer and it's like tiny Angels are giving them warm supportive hugs all over
but, alas, I am not the lady in the streets. I'm simply the freak in the sheets.
Sorry for cyberstalking your dad.
I WAS SURROUNDED BY HAIRY BALLS ALL ALONE.
You cuddled up under the blanket because you said it smelled like Santa and vodka.
Is texting an old booty call with "can you still get your ankles behind your ears?" an appropriate way to reemerge into the singles scene???
We found him. He just came running out of the closet with a bruise on his face saying he has been fighting elves in Narnia for a year.
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