i keep myself tagged when other girls look bad/ugly so i look better
Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
and then he said that the only reasonable explanation as to why I got swine flu was because all I ever do is join the bandwagon
Wouldn't pinatas filled with coke be awesome idea for cinco de mayo?
it was one of those movies netflix should have sent weed with
me and my mom are sitting in the bank parking lot drying my beer soaked check with the heat... the whole car smells like heinekin and I'm trying to convince her I don't need a.a.
I think this breakup is Gods way of telling me I deserve a bigger dick
I remember desperately screaming that I love my life and running in zig zags all the way home
I didn't cheat on him. He just hasn't been informed of the open part of our relationship.
I'm with some lesbians. Somehow I offended them and the Justin Beiber one told me I was fat.
Just remember, if we get caught, you're deaf and I don't speak English.
I hate to stick you with the friend but I did all the work.
party devolved into two exes battling with Cal's tiki torches, and the lawn being set on fire kinda sorta and then we all hula'ed... hulaed?
Some people are good at football, some people are good at painting, and he's good at being a fuckboy. Everyone has their talents.
None of these texts make sense. except for "step 2.5 equals velociraptor." that i get.
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