id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
the truckdriver in the lane next to me just looked down and motorboated in my direction.
He is going to sleep with me. That's all there is to it. I'm 4 for 4 right now. I'm not making it 4 for 5.
The beer-amid has reached five feet. Caitlyn has a taser. GTG
sold 4 oz of weed today pantsless. man i love college.
Just know I'm having fun but I still have my motor functions.
Is it okay to send him a "thanks for the sexual awakening" note?
Day 10 and still no sign of rescue in my pants.
Remember that girl from my stats. class that I ran into at the bar 2 weeks ago? She literally hasn't been to class once since I told her I sit behind her.
I love everything about him! His penis, his hair, his tattoos, his penis, his cat, his penis.
Jesus when did you leave my house? I found 2 bottles of wine, vodka, and a book with blow all over it wondering if I was read bedtime stories
I think part of my soul drowned in beer and/or jack daniels last night.
Dick is dick
Look decision making is not my specialty
Which is why I just spent $33 on a breakfast sandwich coffee and hash browns
thank god my bra was in my purse... were all good
You know you started drinking too early in the day when you have a hangover at midnight
thats called having FUN
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