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(732): View more from New Jersey

You just left with that feminine looking guy you kept calling "Jessica." Just giving the heads up.

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(518): View more from New York

i googled "the goonies drinking game." i may be alone, but i'm living the college dream.

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(214): View more from Texas

Thanks for stealing lime trees for me at 4:00 am. We're well on our way to having sustainable supplies for mojitos this summer.

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(208): View more from Idaho

Heads up. We filled your kiddie pool with kool-aid and vodka. Things are about to get Out. Of. Hand. Quickly.

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(240): View more from Maryland

We decided to go to McDs, but we only had a few minutes to make it to breakfast. We were sprinting full speed ahead when she tripped and you just yelled 'LEAVE HER' and kept your course.

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(505): View more from New Mexico

I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness

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(217): View more from Illinois

Someone just took a shot from my crotch. I should not have to drive home

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(607): View more from New York

Our friendship just got weirder. He snapchated me the porn he was watching.

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(727): View more from Florida

No, this year you're all getting coupons for things like "no yelling because you had sex in my apartment" or "the last beer."

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