Dual....:-)
The maid of honor just puked.
6 figure salary? he just got a little cuter.
Exactly. I don't do penetration on the first date. Blowjobs however are perfectly acceptable.
I encourage the greeting beej. It determines if the dick is worth keeping around.
He told me he had an exgf. and didnt follow up with"and now i like guys."
Don't feel too badly. Until twenty minutes ago my paper was a heading and a pizza order.
Well fuck that. I mean, I made out with my cousin once. Who gives a fuck.
It was awful until we put her on a word ration. And she rationed her words accordingly. I love blondes.
be ready to rage tomorrow. like naked ranch dressing rage
Your argument isn't valid... just because I test the waters doesn't make me gay. Makes me versatile. And who doesn't love that!
Also, I found out that my dad has the name of every boy that I've ever dated and their physical description, car type and tag number stored in his computer.
Apparently Angela went missing once and he says he learned were to look first and that it's best to have information on hand.
it was just another one of those moments where you unfriendzone a friend you assumed to be gay
STOP FUCKING TELLING PEOPLE ABOUT THAT TIME THAT GUY CAME ON MY FACE WHILE I WAS ASLEEP!!!
Give me like 5, I have to feed a moose and find my pants.
Jesus christos I come home and am treated like my vagina is made of gold
Either that or it dispenses candy
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