I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
idea:have a jello shot stand(opposed to lemonade stand) to raise money for spring break
My dad just walked in on me screwing the chick from the bar...the look of relief on his face was sort of hurtful.
On the airplane today the pilot actually said "Ladies and gentlemen I'm sorry for the delay. But I know all of you have problems, and so do we..."
i'm about to tell me dad "sorry staying in isnt an option. i'm fucking a marine tonight."
How many people can say they've shit on the floor of a five star hotel?
Dude, im sorry I had sex with that girl I was trying to hook you up with last night. Good news though she puts out
Dude, just found out there's a monster in a video game named after me. No more dating nerds.
TGIFridays...stall number 1...drunk...send help
Looked like a bag of smashed assholes and smelt like a brewery - still got morning sex. Marriage rules sometimes!
I inhaled my own vomit, how was your night?
I really have to stop having sex with people I sell drugs to...it feels unprofessional
I CLEANED MY BATHROOM FOR YOU!! betrayal
I could tell my life story through kermit memes
he put a condom on for a handjob WTF
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