I think she heard me call her a fat skank. But she was to be fair.
I only gave you my number because I thought fat people were jolly
so wait, they're fucking, but it doesn't count as cheating cause they only do anal?
Fiestas. Its like a classier verson of mardi gras.
Bad news. Pictures just stimulated my memory and i just realized the stripper I hooked up with this weekend tasted like pizza.
Still in Rome. Hooked up with frat boy from SoCal that's studying abroad. He said he was 1/8 italian. I'll take it.
All I know is she had me sitting on the kitchen floor with her little Pomeranian eating potato chips And shredded cheese. I don't even know dude. I don't even know.
Our Icelandic basketball player brought cocaine and rachael is screaming that he should do lines off her stomach. It's that kind of party
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
She literally just changed his birthday. Overly attached girlfriend has nothing on her.
I'm so high. I'm going to need directions to get home.
Annoying and petty is the name of the game and I'm the MVP.
I peed in Andys sink the other day bc I didnt want him to hear me pee
For the love of god, if any of you are up, bring me pants.
I think I may have gotten way too used to using my boobs as an extra hand/pocket...almost stabbed myself in the chin bc I forgot I put my fork there
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