I can’t believe the potential orgy I left behind at Waffle House.
if you could put a roof over IU campus it would be the biggest whorehouse in the nation
It's cute how he thinks we're going to have sex again
it was like that last scene in "It's A Wonderful Life" but with alcohol
They're here. One showed up as a slutty Crayola, and I think the other came as The Fat Friend.
We snorted a line of cocaine and xanax, and then played a game of Backgammon. It was surprisingly therapeutic.
He said I was almost as good as the wheel chair sex he had the night before. Apparently I just cant compete with 4 wheels
I'm drinking wine from the cap of my laundry detergent container, wearing my bed sheet as a cape. How do you think I'm taking it?
It was just...long. I started around 2. And I think i went to bed around 2. So 12 straight hours? I remember a milkshake and frozen grapes.
I just faked an orgasm while masturbating. Idk what exactly my problem is but I have one
I feel you. I woke up butt naked on top of my sheets with a plate of cheese next to my bed...
i was in class looking for a pencil and found a chicken strip in my back pack. i think i might have a problem.. sad thing is i ate it
Somehow my life has turned in to drug deals at the bar, and illegally camping on a mountain because I have no where else to live.
Dude, I'm pretty sure I just drank iced tea last night and yet I'm still hungover. What the fuck is my body anymore ?
fell asleep while jerking off ln. woke up to my hand in my pants and my cat crawling all over me
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