is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
worse things have happened to me. but if it will make you feel better you can pay for my therapist sessions next week.
What is an appropriate "thanks for saving my life" gift? I don't have any experience with this.
I have a question: does pizza dipped in chili sound good or am I just really high?
How am I supposed to stop smoking pot when girl scout cookies are being sold.
i introduced myself to everyone by my new name, thundergooch. i threatened the neighbors with a hammer when they used my real name. needless to say, sailor jerry was not kind to me.
Peanut butter balls.
IF YOU EVEN COME NEAR MY BALLS AGAIN I SWEAR TO GOD
As if right now I am a humanitarian. Full story to come in the morning. It involves sex.
first time i ever mailed panties back to a fuck buddy. what better of a way to say its over
You know.... I ordered the nipple clamps when I was drunk. But on further consideration, THANKS DRUNK ME I LIKE WHATS HAPPENING
I just had a great idea for an etsy shop. Sell all the shit bitches leave from one nighters
I will consider it. I need to determine if ogling him is worth almost certain death via zipline.
My hookup from last weekend apparently got arrested today... his roommate just tagged me on facebook asking for bail money.
Did I see you at the bar last night?
Yes. You just kept grabbing my boobs and saying how much better they are than yours...
She was drunk, dancing on the table. Until the table leg completely broke off and she fell on the ground and broke her front tooth straight off. Worse news is there making her pay for the table
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