she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
i hope when i become a housewife i'm more of a gretchen and less of a vicky
So my professor just changed my Final to 7:45am on May 6th. Shouldn't a Spanish professor understand the implications of Cinco de Mayo???
I had a dream last night that you and me were eating cheesecake and according to my FATHER I was moaning really loud in my sleep. I seriously have issues.
i want to find a way to basically assault his face with my vagina.
I don't not like him. It's just wierd talking to him because we both know I fucked his wife.
They said an hour before I even see a doctor...and they noticed the shots tally on my arm.
My grandpa is giving me detailed instructions on how to fight a second floor bedroom fire from a ladder on the out side. Just in case
Operation: sleep in every bed at the boys' house is nearing completion. Now at 5/9. I AM GOLDILOCKS AND NO ONE CAN STOP ME
I am significantly less than sober now. Gonna make like, ten hotdogs.
Cassie is wearing a baseball cap. This rebound is going nowhere
Is eating a dinner of fishsticks and gin mean you're failing at adulthood? I'm asking for a friend.
For starters i called the cops on myself for trying to destroy the ladys decorations
I just want a relatively mentally stable guy with tattoos and facial hair that loves Captain America as much as I do and will fuck me the way I deserve to be fucked, is that too much to ask for?
Just used the word fistfucking in a serious conversation with my professor in front of the class, while making an appropriate and valid point. Win.
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