no really all good couples have similar hair colors!
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
He said I was the smartest girl he had ever dated, that should have been a sign from the beginning
I sorta feel bad for the actual person in my fake id that got a drunk in public charge.
Well it was 11am and we were walking to the market with red cups in our hands yelling NO JUDGEMENT at every car that passed
I just feel like a little gay dolphin in a massive sea
Just got back from fathers day breakfast. So hungover i couldn't eat so i just slipped my food in my pockets and threw it out while i puked in the bathroom.
this probably sounds so sketchy, but hes going to jail in a month so he needs a place to crash for now. Hes sick though, and hes paying half our rent
Wait... All I had to do was ask for a sandwich and you would have come over
All I'm sayin is that I don't want to raise anything. Or deal with anything. Or having anything come out of my vagina. I mean, I don't think that's asking too much.
considering I just took 3 shots of fireball I don't think I'm coming back tonight. also the hulk just walked in crushing beer cans on his forehead
Like, I want sex but I also would be okay with Netflix
Fireball goes down like mother's milk. Btw your housemate is naked
Drunk you wants to be petty, not you you.
I'm not sure. I have to find the Greeks I was with last night and see if they can explain to me why I can't hear out of my right ear and why I look like I got the shit kicked out of me
Randomize
