Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
Yup u can hook up with me now and not goto jail
Without porn, I would have few hobbies.
I'm at a work party and I don't know how to drink socially. You know, like slow?
Who keeps a bong in their car??
Kids who graduated high school two weeks ago.
The chick I went home with last night had a happy trail
okay, this is the fifth time he asked if it was in yet. maybe i shouldn't have dated a blind guy.
dude. she was texting with her nipple. I love touch screen phones!
I don't think I own any pants that haven't seen his bedroom floor anymore...
No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
Can you explain the plethora of sunflower seeds in the dryer?
Definitely worth waiting her kid to got to sleep when the first thing you hear once she's back is "I want you in my ass right now"
I'm counting my small victories this morning. For instance, I haven't puked at work yet.
I spent the entire night stroking his hair. He was cool with it. Never thought a ginger stoner would help me work through my social anxiety but here we are.
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