No worries you cant actually turn into a wine snob if you brew it in your closet....
I would be the drunk girl eating cake on the front steps alone.
That's the first time I've ever heard something that tickled both my gag reflex and my penis simultaneously.
She is the epitome of a puke & rally. She picked a random hott guy at the bar & made him pinky promise not to leave while she took a power nap. She went & passed out in her friends car & apparently puked just outside the bar. She stumbled in & found the randome guy again & claimed she was golden. Made it to the after party & stayed up til 6 doing body shots off every girl she saw & hooked up with the random from the bar. I love her life
Oh it's not a problem. Cleaning up the yard and disposing of 75 gallons of Jello is all I've got to look forward to today.
You got kicked out after 30 minutes, 3 beers and 2 shots. Group record. Also you kept rubbing his belly and calling him buddha.
Now some guy that's in my phone as " Alex lip ring hot" is texting me and I don't where life is taking me
Bianca brought a stripper home he's making me breakfast
I just wanna get drunk in a castle. Is that so much to ask?
We just stood outside and debated the existence of mermaids for about 20 min. Is this what too drunk is?
I preemptively put on a cape before eating a bunch of weed brownies. Best decision ever.
He had a hook in his ceiling. I think I'm in love!
YOU SLEPT WITH A GUY WHO HAS A BILLBOARD IN HIS HONOR?
Ok maybe second best. He dated a stripper. Can't compete with that level of hoeness
poll: am I friendzoned if he just called me brochacha? on one hand, he called me bro, but on the other, he used the a to make it feminine.
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