he just told me about his fetish for rubbing grape jelly on his penis.
Can one do a walk of shame from one's own hotel? Considering I just barfed in a planter down town in from of a bunch of business men in suits on my way to a work breakfast on a Wednesday morning, I am gonna just go with yes.
by the end of the night i am guaranteed to have less of a face than Seal....
if I could go back to kindergarten and not fuck up my life, I so would.
I'm pretty sure this isn't my phone, but I do like these nude pics
I think I've lost the thrill of being a slut. It's just that the newness has worn off, I think.
well the first picture of me in 2011 involves a viking helmet and chugging champagne. i like this year already.
He came up and told us to watch as he chugged his beer with no hands. Then asked if he could come drunk swimming with us.
He came on my face. Threw a towel at me. Stole my weed. And left. I thought this would be over after we graduated?
It was like an ecstasy filled massage for my vagina.
That's the best compliment I have ever received.
Invite that kid who wants to become a priest. I WANT ON.
Your argument isn't valid... just because I test the waters doesn't make me gay. Makes me versatile. And who doesn't love that!
It was a great idea until we got stuck in a ditch. We had to call redneck cousin 1
I smell like heartbreak.
Tequila and sloppy rebound sex?
How did you know?
I continue to impress myself. Also I'm probably pregnant
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