No touching my privates on the ride to school. Pinky swear.
please hurry. your mom just evil laughed to herself in the kitchen like she's plotting my death.
She eyed me up from across the bar and mouthed "I have no gag reflex".
we need 14,000 post its to execute this plan
while being fingered today, I was told I have an abnormally deep g-spot. Now you know, I am a size queen because of SCIENCE.
Bad news. I lost my teeth. Good news. I can still take a guy home sans teeth.
Yeah go get her. And don't bring her clothes I want her to walk back in her Christmas stocking dress. Take pictures.
He gets a blow job and all I get is a huge scar on my arm ... how is this fair?
Ive decided I'm sending thank you notes to all the bars for graduation.
I wore water proof eyeliner just incase the first picture of me of 2012 is a mugshot
I had fun watching you interact with the world around you. Like a fuckin 8 year old kid who just discovered build a bear but really wants a cigarette.
You were fucked up like a footballbat trying to eat gum off your shoe. And that wasn't even the nights lowest point.
And my nipple is sore from him biting it. That is not a complaint.
our jesse-walt dynamic is actualy really perfect because i want to start a small time drug empire and you want to get high a lot its very accurate
I'm sitting at dinner with my family looking over sexts. The thirst is far too real. They're talking about retail and I'm like haha, yes, you are all correct.
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