I'm blazed about to take my 8am final. Another girl is too. We just looked each other in the eyes. She's my soul sister.
story update. I'm locked out of my house. Walk of shame advisory extended...
I just had cybersex with some guy from the Netherlands for 2 HOURS instead of doing my History project...how's your break going?
Getting sick, pulled the filter off a camel crush and rolled it into my joint to clear my sinuses. If there were stoner awards, I'd receive one.
Brian got his first ever blow job last night. We should make him a scrapbook.
I feel like you just railed me after that sext
Wake your sexy ass up. It's donut time.
The whorange rubbed off. His white shirt was so gross at the end of the night I told him to frame it.
Dude. Went to buy some jack and sailor Jerry, when the guy at the counter realized it was my birthday everybody in the store including the stoners and the elderly sang to me. Then they gave me shots of moonshine. 21st bday was a success
just remember the most important rule of taking psychedelics: monsters can't get through blankets
It's amazing where one well timed dick pic can get you in life.
Woohoo! Instead of a pregnancy test you can buy me a burrito
This can only be settled by a dance off.
He still want's to kick my ass for fucking his sister, probably a bad idea to leave the bar with his ex...
There are twenty eight units in that building. There has to be at least one heterosexual in it. You can't have fucked your way through all of it.
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