You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
That explains waking up with one hand in the toilet and the other in the trash can
Our adventure is going to pick up his pipe and weed that he ditched when he got pulled over the other day.
HOT DATE.
Also, hurry up because I don't like drinking alone. I'm still doing it, but I don't like it.
Yeah he got kind of mad when he found out he had chased his last two shots with a combination of orange soda, water, and used mouth wash.
There were two girls and a guy on a bed and now i can put porn director on my resume.
Ugh did we play golf last night and did you by chance hit my head with a club or a ball?
She had cheddar bay biscuits in her purse. Biscuits, Id and cash. I'm gonna marry her.
You took my underwater blowjob virginity.
I woke up naked under desk at her apt once during my freshman year. I should have known that friendship was of a different breed...
all I've ever wanted was a guy with twelve cats who will tie me up in bed
Will you fuck me while I eat my burrito though? I'm kind of hungry.
he force fed me pizza, ripped my clothes off, almost broke the couch, and actually broke my nose. it was a good night, i'd say 😂
He went down on me for like 30 min and honestly half the time I thought about those videos where people can smash watermelons with their legs and I just wanted to do that to his skull
You ever fart so hard it made you cum a little? A "friend of mine" wanted to know.
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