he thinks he's going to hurt your feelings
He can't hurt my feelings
I don't have feelings.
i just made out with my boyfriends father...and so did jess
wouldn't it be funny if when girls shaved their vaginas, they gave them sideburns?
I feel like this woman may give her husband a hand job mid way through dinner. just saying.
I started making my dollar bills into rings for the strippers
you were like "guys ... i think i got fingered while dancing tonight"
our poor poor cab driver
Her vagina was like a painting you can put your face in.
Just because I don't want to be her booty call doesn't mean I wanna stop getting tit pics. I'm a sucker for double D's
She really has to stop the coke at some point. Won't she run out of money eventually?
Won't she run out of nose eventually?
Also, I found this app that is basically a tamagochi from the 90's and now I finally have something to keep me busy at work!
my experiences serve only to benefit you young virgin
Can I just go to one establishment in which I haven't banged anyone ?
I love you man but my hope is that you will not wake me up again by pissing on me
I can't believe the police had to bring me to my booty call last night
He stopped mid sex to say he was sorry that he couldn't make us work.continued. Stopped again to ask if it was crazy that he loved me.
That is not what no strings attached sex is about.
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