How do you politely bring up someone's criminal record?
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
Plotting your own moral demise should not be this fun
Waking and baking in my bathtub. In a giant sweater. And no pants. This is going to be the best 420 ever.
Throwing up in the car while my mom drives, sister holds the bag & my dad holds my hair. This is how my family bonds.
Yea we slept in ur room but im 80% sure we didnt have any peanut butter in there
You might have crossed the line by jerking off while she was in the bathroom taking a prego test. Just saying
Spotted: shirtless guy wearing cut-off hot shorts, 1 cowboy boot and a sombrero puking in a bush while his friend yelled 'stop being a bitch" from the sidewalk'. Happy 4th of July 'merica!
So he just rolled you off his dick and fell on the floor?
My trash can accurately represents my weekend: Bojangles wrappers and magnums.
I didn't think this needed to be said, but our sexts are an emoji free zone
I woke up on some strangers couch covered in salad mix and oatmeal cream pies. The struggle is absolutely real.
I'm making a will, in it I'm leaving you my skull.
I just want to trace his tattoos with my tongue
just saw a kid waiting at the door of the stairs for the elevator. there is no elevator in this building. get on his level.
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