Not only is chick snoring like a 48 year old man but she's farting in rhythm
So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
You fell asleep mid BJ last night. I put your pants back on you. My ego is pretty bruised this morning.
Whatever. I'll let someone else deal with his flacid penis.
Dude. He drives a mini. Therefore he's a virgin
Kayla got stiches in her face. Rode in an ambulance shotgun. Tried to steal a baby, thought it was mine
I only made out with him because he cured my hiccups
frozen drink friday is suspended until further notice
Well, it's hard to say. Last night he puked a perfect circle around him on the floor, and then sat in it insisting it would protect him from the smoke monster. He's was still there last time I checked.
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
Also, no joke, I think that raccoon hair is still in my eye from last night.
You would critique a dick pic. Damn art people.
i just has to use a gift card to Target that one of my students parents got me to buy Plan B bc my bank account is -$0.08 so my 2017 is starting exactly how i pictured.
Is it awkward to pay for your boob job with scholarship money? Either way, it's happening.
Im crying watching 9/11 footage eating spray can cheese in my pajamas.
Randomize
