Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
I just took boredom to a whole new level. I just auto-tuned and remixed today's western civ lecture
no more everclear, i just stood next to the toilet and peed my pants. then went back to the party soaking wet.
Umm I need a rain check. Long story short is I have scabies. Research it if you want. I'll tell you everything another time soon, I promise.
I learned an important lesson this weekend.... I'm way to good at sex to travel for it. From now on he drives here...
The pet store wouldn't sell us fish because they said they could tell we were drunk.
Mom just Facebook checked into an Applebees at 2am. Caption: ''WITH THE BESTIEZ.''
she's unstoppable after she starts doing shots and yelling NANNER
Clearly the ONLY reason why you were voted employee of the month is because of your upside-down beer funneling skills.
Uh, he still talks to you after you basically sexually harassed him using emojis?
I should become her mentor. Get her life back together for her
You mean sponsor?
I got a free corona t-shirt and all I had to do was drink a beer. This needs to be a more widely accepted form of currency.
Just remember I’m your roommate with extremely questionable morals
Exactly, what could possibly go wrong
Is there a sexuality term for 'only wants hatefucks'?
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