Im at strip club and am horny
I'm not sure, but I think she had a tampon in when we fucked
The plus side of face planted at the tailgate was that no one could see my nipples hanging out.
That would explain his violent outburst while watching barefoot contessa...
It's a sign that no dudes december is about to start: I have a yeast infection.
Aaaand I cut your bangs with a large knife last night ...
Please warn me if you ever end up in porn, cause I don't want to stumble across that on accident, okay?
I either have a razor blade lodged in my throat or I've been drinking entirely too much Evan Williams.
right now I need to figure out a smart way to get an accurate picture of his dick so I know what in dealing with, right now in flying blind.
I rammed pretzels and Jell-O shots down the throats of those I loved.
I wish we could all take a bath together. Not in a lesbian way. But in a relaxing drunk in the tub sort of way.
This is the drunkest I've ever been at a chili's
You kept yelling stranger danger at Nick because he was talking to that girl you didn't like. Your not invited ever again.
He lives in a tent in my ex'd backyard. Why the fuck would you want any of that dirty dick?
Look, I know why you're asking me, but just because I'm gay does not make me a wiki on butt sex. Ask a doctor or you know, the internet like everyone else.
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