THEY JUST PLAYED KISS FROM A ROSE TONIGHT IS PERFECT
You need to get here now. Before they realize I'm not puerto rican.
Also on a more serious note, what says pull my hair more: straight or soft curls?
Be prepared to possibly be invited to a fancy strip club breakfast on Friday and be prepared to say yes.
So, your mugshot picture is behind the counter at B-Dubs, with the caption: "not allowed on premesis."
don't you dare blame getting arrested on me. you sugested we play the penis game and we all know I'm a strong competitor
Im going in through the window and borrowing her dog. Dont worry ive done this before. we have an agreement.
At least I will not still be rolling when I pick up this animal. Thats a good development in five years
I totally gave him head in sync to Beastie Boy's Sabotage playing in the background.
apparently my new 420 ritual is to look at the clock at 4:20 and realize i'm already too high
Nobody feels the need to text me back. Men. And I sent myself a message saying nakedness. I'm all the man I need.
We both knew it was over when I took a u turn at her belly button.
1 fuck you 2 fuck her 3 ur forgiven 4 im breaking up with her
I just deff did the walk of shame.. His roommate/manager woke us up. A dog scared me on my stumble to the car.
This is why I'm single.
I was trying to get nudes from last night and ended up getting a family portrait!
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