your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...
I just mistook a monk for someone with the newest colored snuggie.
She said she didn't think she should have to shave either. Guess no shave November just became no sex November.
I mean if she was naked in my room I would talk to her
I think I may have appendicitis, but the house is like two blocks from the hospital so I'm just gonna go and drink anyway.
Im only pretending to be his friend so I can sleep with his girlfriend.
i feel like the 7 eleven by your house knows our deepest, darkest secrets
the gays at disneyland are vicious
omg just made cake vodka jello shots, sooooo excited
dear god these taste like death. death and sprinkles
You don't want to cheat on your husband, you just want to fuck someone who isn't him.
painting my nails while super high-drunk. Ended up painting my entire hands. Both.
SHE'S PREGNANT AS SHIT, AND I JUSR PEELED A CLEMENTINE TO CHASE SHOTS WITH!! COULD LIFE GET ANY BETTER!?
I think he might be using me for sex. I also think I might be ok with that.
I sent him home with blood on his fingers and shame in his heart.
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