i just had sex bonerless
there should be a rule against ugly people hooking up.
yeah...but then what would the ugly people do? hook up with pretty people? yeahhh..don't see that happening in the near future. plus i'm not okay with that.
Just got back from my 9:00 am class to find my roommate soaking her lifesaver gummies in vodka so she can have them for a snack in class later.
Yeah you fell over while you were peeing and you said "hold I'm, I'm still peeing"
You are COMPLAINING that the sex was too good. You're not getting any sympathy from me
I had to ask. I mean when you get a snap chat of a nipple you have to ask who's it is.
being single and having a boyfriend 300 miles away is eerily similar. never skipped a beat eating hot wings in my bed with no pants or masturbating every day.
I'll give you some choices for what to get me for Christmas. 1.You naked. 2.You naked 3.You naked.
I told you you to bring something to share....you brought tequila and a condom
some people waaaaait a lifetime for a hookuppp like this some people seeeearch forever for that one special handjobbb
Let's get a hotel room this time. I really don't want to sleep in a Dennys parking lot again.
He's far too busy staring into my soul to touch my tits.
so apparantly i made out with 24 santas last night...and an elf...and a stoner
hey sorry i didnt call i just got out of jail, so you still dtf ?
Oh please. Preoccupy yourself with my penis.
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