I won a flip cup tournbment! Why is boot and rally so hard when youre old?
you were so high that you made a 14 page PowerPoint on why Santa would beat Peter pan in a fight.
and I must say, you were very persuasive
please remember that your boobs are bigger than your sisters. when you borrow her shirts they stretch and then shes left flapping in the breeze. dont borrow her clothes anymore. love dad.
you know you go to a catholic school when you are rollin a joint with matthew 14:1-12
She said my main job as maid of honor is to ensure the groom doesn't find out that each of his seven groomsmen has had his penis inside her.
We're at that point in our relationship where sweatpants sex has become acceptable...
We have a tower of vodka coming. OF VODKA
Most likely. calling 911 isnt usually something i do the first time i hang out w. someone, but hey. its a good story now.
1. Are there men involved 2. Is there food involved 3. Do I have to put pants on 4. Do I have to leave this bed
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
Yeah started playing at the wedding last night, when the line. "Ludacris fills cups like DD" he starts pointing at my tits right in front of his grandparents.
With gravity the way it is and your butt clearly being the size of a bus you'd break your hip or something
Hurry I'm alone dressed like a prostitute eating French fries.
This is random but I just wanted to thank you for all the things you taught me sexually in life.
I think I achieved my goal of being high for 24 hours in the same week I promised myself I wouldn't smoke anymore
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