Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
I just found out the guys at work had a bet as to who could sleep with me before i move away.
Who won?
All of them.
No. one of us needs a degree and I am already the alcoholic friend. I can't do everything
I walked down to the adult beverage store and got two bottles of jim beam and s shooter of crwon black label because we didn't have any Tylenol
Fuck that must be a crazy sunburn.
all i wanna do is drink skittled vodka, fuck my gf, and pass out in my neighbors hot tub naked
I just did a line of coke with an Olympic bronze medallist. I guess we know why he only got bronze.
Using Michelob Ultra as champagne.
Amanda bynes is my spirit animal
Lube filled water balloons always make for a good time
Hold on - sidebar. My best friend just threw a 40 pack of condoms through my window.
u kept repeating to itself "hot cheetos and nacho cheese sauce.."
Holy Hangover.. I'm marrying whoever put this water by my bed
Getting drunk at 9 am is not a super power.
Today, I lack passion for anything but Taco Tuesday.
Wanted to let you know I hooked up with your brother.
i thought he was gay wtf
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