so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
Friends don't let friends fuck ugly girls. WALK AWAY FROM HER!
I wanna passion pit in your ass
i think i have two assholes
Do you ever go through someone elses pictures and just appreciate the fact that youre not really friends with them?
The guy at the liquor store just checked my id and said "oh it's you"
I'm pretty sure this isn't my phone, but I do like these nude pics
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
3 months til "no sober october" start prepping now. i cant have you bitch out on me halfway through like last year.
this may be my drink champagne alone in a bbaby pool in the dark night
I've literally never felt worse
My body feels like its decomposing
She forgot a bra so she just used seran wrap. The scary thing is, it worked.
Dude, Kevin called the cops on the cops.
Do you knowhow much it sucks to puke in an automatic toilet? Not fun.
Ew.
It takes talent let's just say that
Did we go to Florida? My missing thong and DL just arrived in the mail. Return address was Tampa.
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