everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
i just dont know how to see an unattractive person as more than a friend
I just want you to know that if I ever had to fight man eating flowers or flying turtles to save my friends they'd be fucked. No one's worth all that bullshit. PS I really need to stop playing Wii while drunk.
how many americans can say they have been laid before eating their first big mac?
shes trying to book us all flights to Ireland..I let her get mine and yours but stopped her when she tried booking the guy next to her at the library
It's like salsa. But with balls in it. I like to call it balsa
Our house almost burnt down last night. I woke up at 4:10am to the smoke alarm going off bc the bean bag chair was on fire so i extinguished it and smoked a bowl at 4:20 to celebrate my fire extinguishing abilities
Dude, it could be so much worse. That Dale kid lost a toe I think.
You slammed your forties down on the table and yelled "I AM EDWARD FORTYHANDS" then mumbled something about repping Idaho like a champ and laid down on the couch.
The fact that it neither of us came up with the reason of "it's morally and ethically wrong" speaks volumes about this relationship
Some male strippers are here, I threw pancakes at them. It's ok
Do you know how hard it is to put a bandaid on a vagina?
He finally left. I didn't introduce him to the roommate. The sex is bad. I don't want him to feel welcome
Only thing that feels right is being horizontal in the fetal position
Dude she literally licked him. He was covered in cheese and in her high state what else was she gonna do?
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