I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
I got date raped at Sigma Chi last night!
Dude, you never made it to Chi last night. You fell into a tree and passed out.
they bought blue cups instead of red...wtf how am i supposed to pretend im on laguna beach??
Take this only to mean that we love you, but we're having a serious, half-hour, hypothetical discussion about how far we think we could throw you.
NEVERCLEAR, NEVER AGAIN.
Aaaaand I just watched him face plant in front of the taxi. This is why we don't invite him to margarita night.
He threw up. He never throws up. It was like finding out superman cant fly anymore. I was so sad for him.
Is it weird to say that Kobe reminds me of a wise brontosaurus?
For our final psych experiment, we're conditioning Tim to hump the nearest inanimate object and/or person every time he hears a Ke$ha song
And after we debated politics. My dream come true: naked, just got done having great sex with a hot mixed guy, talking about why social welfare programs are a bad idea
Did my married ex-boyfriend really tell me that he prays for me? Fucking Judas
When confronted with a choice of going home or fucking the band ALWAYS FUCK THE BAND!!
I'll just give him your contact info, and you'll somehow manage to get laid. Which will make me feel like your vagina's agent or something.
so in addition to the two guys I slept with last night, and the third that I turned down this morning, a fourth has appeared. best Valentine's Day ever.
You know how last week before we left I was drinking outta that blue cup and I left it sitting across the road. Well, it hadn't moved and my family just found it, brought it inside and cleaned it. I think this cup is my soulmate.
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