If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
put your party hat on. and by party hat I mean no panties
dude can i febreze my hair or is that slutty?
I just got a 45 minute blow job...she literally sucked the single life outta me.
u sound so gay right now
he was wearing ninja turtle pajamas and he STILL got laid. who the fuck is this guy?!
Until she magically finds a brain, I'm going to be a dick. Fair trade. She's a idiot, I'm an ass.
on a brighter note, the cop thought i could kick adams ass if it came down to that and said he had $20 on me if it ever happens
BoomCity!!!
You don't have to text me that every time you have sex. I already heard you ring the gong.
I was carrying around a bottle of Jameson yelling rescue me
I don't even remember what he looks like. All I know is he's 6 foot 100. I like that.
I just watched will sing pure imagination from willy wonka and then blow a banana
the police dropped me off. that's how my night went.
Dude, you fell into a tree, and both of the tables, AND the window well... Resilient aren't you?
I hear my roommate snoring and I feel bad for his girlfriend but then I hear them having sex and I guess it all works out in the end.
I lost my cyber virginity to a guy I barely knew in high school while a Togepi Plushie watched.
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