he refuses to go down on me anymore when he's high because he thinks my clit piercing stares at him
YOURE GIVING A BLOW JOB TO THE BOY WHO SAYS "OH SNAP"
We were drinking cognac with TAB. I felt like trailer park royalty.
I need to not be around brick walls while intoxicated.
Just snuck alcohol into the hospital for my mom.
I think whatever his name is just puked on the stairs. Just an fyi for the morning. Love you.
Well regardless of which drugs we choose to do tonight until four in the morning, we are having a wii bowling championship. So choose carefully.
I'm making you a bingo card for hookups of the school year 2011-12 so you can make even worse life decisions next year
Do you think that my Facebook profile picture kinda look like im being raped by a 10 foot polar bear ?
No, fuck buddies don't get birthday party privledges...
Sorry.
That's like being smoked out by a unicorn. If the opportunity presents itself you fucking do it and don't ask questions.
Lets have the type of night where its 5am and one of us has definitely punched someone who has been on a Disney Channel show.
What the hell man, you basically stole my girlfriend with a bucket of KFC.
BTW, does Anne know that we used the lipstick she is currently wearing to was used to write the word "ASS" on my ass cheeks last night?
How does one get out of sexting without being rude? I'm trying to watch Downtown Abbey
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