I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
I got otter pops to cool the beers, it's an all around better idea.
I coulnt tell if he was cumming or if I was throwing up
we're doing beer bongs from the windmill...epic
There needs to be a newsfeed for phones... A list of all my drunken calls, texts, BBMs, new contacts, pictures sent AND received, all in chronological order.
Yeah I'm gunna date him. I figure its regular sex and maybe feelings will come in time...it worked for arranged marriages...
He just sent me a picture of me icing a cake with a butcher knife topless.
You said my dick was impressive. You thank someone when they say that. My momma raised a gentleman.
She's just done the monthly not prego dance around our kitchen
Well at least the house will be decorated when u get evicted.
Can I come over? I respect you, but I want disrespectful things to happen
I just had the worst experience of my life, my grandma found my condoms.
Ah well. Drinking wouldn't be drinking without mystery bruises
Agreed.
You should make us a hot pocket to split while I go throw up.
fuck emotions I should've gotten more cats
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