This girl wants me to lick her pits
pits??
Yeah pits, I think I still go for it though
i tried to get you to come inside, but you insisted on throwing up in the flowers "because they're pretty."
Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
hell no. last time, i couldn't pee straight for a week.
I literally need to be slapped with another cock just to notice it.
I dont know why the TSA people are looking at me wierd. I mean there is no way i am the only hungover college girl here with nine tally marks on her hand and last nights glitter on her face
You destroyed the landscape if my vagina FOREVER.
My financial advisor filed my girlfriend's abortion under "investments" so my wife wouldn't find out
I wore a firefighters hat and drank beer all night. They had to drive me home after breaking the beer pong table, they told me I was welcome back tonight though...
Oh that could end badly if you get them mixed up.. you know who I think you should focus on?? THE ONE WITH THE BIG BLACK COCK, just sayin
I'm playing drinking games with a boy who looks like Liam Hemsworth. I think I'm fine.
Btw I have come to the conclusion that we really need to do it in a bed. Like at least once..
all night she kept rolling over and mumbling something about wanting an extendable retractable urethra.
I'm going to smell of sex and shame.
How is that different than any other Monday night?
he is sitting in the driveway by himself laughing at nothing, idk what to do
Randomize
