Just saw a car with license plate GYPSYS that was full of gypsies
And God said, "Let there be Twilight," and it was so.
I should injure you considerably.
So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
This is worse that I thought. He's playing violin for me.
I have not carelessly put myself in herpes way since I got a clean bill of health tyvm.
There was a dismembered bleeding penis in my dream last night. That's some serious Freudian shit.
Apparently I took one a huge picture off the wall at the bar and was walking around dancing with it..
"DO YOU LIKE FLYING KITES" WORKED AS A PICKUP LINE. SUCK IT.
I appreciate that you take the time to fix your typos even while masturbating
Can't tell if waking up covered in easy mac is the sign of an amazing or terrible night
my confident boosted when he told me that it was I who started making out with him. ME. NOT HIM.
I AM SHOCKED AND PROUD OF MYSELF
how much do I hate his dog? was just googling to see if you can rent a hungry eagle for the weekend hate.
You shouted "my financial aid just came in, who wants a shot?!" Half the bar followed
My EX’s roommate heard about the breakup and offered to help me bang it out. I think she hates her even more than I do.
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