pretty sure mid blowjob I told him I needed to call you and ask you if this was whore-ish. He hid my phone from me.
Just took a beer bong out of snuffaluffagus's trunk. Your move
I'm at the bass pro shop. They have a river full of trout and turtles, a shooting range, a full bar, and the patriots cheerleaders are here. I now understand why people are rednecks. I may never leave
never thought i'd see a ''climb of shame'' until she came down from the attic in front of the whole party..
I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
I'm pretty sure they changed the plants at the grocery store because of us
I might have been fine if i had magic teleportation powers and could have skipped the car ride between bar and home
I do believe at one point I was dispensing medical advice while wearing your sombrero and a hulk hand
I seriously think I got run over last night.. My sides are bruised and I got a ride home in the limo from the office.
You broke the end off a wine bottle, ran outside and screamed "FOR NARNIA!!"
2nd year in a row being a arrested before school starts...tradition at its finest
She was wearing some slutty variation of a toga and giving the entire bus a pep talk on why we should black out tonight...I'M IN LOVE AND I DON'T CARE WHO KNOWS IT!
A group of drunk Marines just serenaded me, never leaving this place
I never thought it would be so hard to find a power hour partner at 2 on a Wednesday
I might have to quit marching band. It's affecting my drinking schedule
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