After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
we made margaritas with slurpies from 7-11 and beer.
Knee deep in strippers, everything is comped. will try hard to be there at 8. i promise.
My aunt totally just drunk dialed me when i was super stoned, it was so intense
My one night stand found me at the library and randomly gave me plan B. He was scared I was going to get pregnant because he has a very high sperm count.
He turned down jacuzzi sex. He cares more about my vagina than i do.
The bar has bullet holes in the ceiling, and the country singer had been playing drunken weezer covers. A man just bought me a beer on the grounds that I 'have his back' in a fist fight with a stranger texan. And, yes, the bartender is wearing a sherif's badge
It's a drunk scavenger hunt.
Everything on the list counts for double points if done naked.
Got head at the top of a water slide over-looking the valley while wearing a sombrero and drinking a corona. Epic.
Also you can't just sext a Michelle quote from Full House.
Helped a guy at work today that did nothing but stare at my chest....safe to say the Girls were looking G.O.O.D. today.
There's a random table in the kitchen...and it's not the kitchen table...we don't know where it came from
i just wanna know who wrote "dibbz" on my ass?
dude can you explain to me why i woke up on your sisters floor with moutain dew and chips everywhere
i dont know im at your house.
When was the last time you got laid?
When was the last time you came home sober?
touche
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