I took off my clothes and she wanted to have sex. But then she changed her mind. So we ended up fucking through her panties or something. I don't know it was weird.
When she sits down, she uses her fat rolls like an arm rest.
I can mark tailgating, going to the game and getting road head off my to do list today
Straightened my pubes. My dick looks like John Lennon fucked Gonzo.
dude I heard her through my door. She sounded like you were holding her head under water and they letting her up for air. I recorded that shit
you had sex with a 30 year old who doesn't have a cell phone but does have an 8 year old son.
he's 29.
My mom gave me a high five when I told her I was just using him for sex
You and your mom would make an amazing tag team
I just woke up to pictures of every angle of his dick I'll ever need to see.
I would convert to being a Republican and Mormon just to sleep with Romney's sons. The things I would to do them.
Those titties aren't worth a lifetime of listening to her talk about gluten free yams and japanese manga.
He wanted me naked, so I got naked. You can't hold that against me.
This little shit keeps eating the playdoh so i replaced the green with wasabi from work. Wonder what his parents are gonna think when he burns his soft palette?
A homeless man gave him a blanket and an ambulance drove him to sarahs...
Let's stay in this weekend and play drinking games to the Winter Olympics.
As long as we can drink anytime we see a stray dog, mafia looking Russian or double toilet.
maybe you should have closed the porn before you gave the professor your computer to hook up to the projector?
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