remember when you told me, jokingly, to not get jizz on your shirt that i borrowed last night?
her nose should be used as a dorsal fin
he actually proposed, and i threw up on him...i guess 5 glasses of wine was a bad idea.
Say it nicely.
Fine. I want to lovingly bend you over and lovingly fuck the shit out of you. Happy?
Handle of 100 proof captain dressed like a pilgrim here we go
I know you're trying to keep the moaning to a minimum but the banging on the wall is totally giving you away
You kicked in the door when she was blowing him. You dont remember do you?
No like you fell onto the fence. I don't even know how you got into the fenced in area.
Let us do this. Tomorrow night is thirsty Thursday. Let us drink whiskey from the bottle and have men in plastic gloves inscribe permanent images of each others faces onto our buttocks.
It's like hey here is one penis enjoy nothing but that for the rest of your life
He had bigger boobs than me last night and we both weren't wearing a bra so it was a fair judgement
Somebody really needs to come home and pick up the used condom from the middle of the wood room floor. It's blue, if that helps decide who comes - uh, home.
SOMEONE has to puke in the potted plants at an Xmas party. As their boss I felt it should be me.
I bet my lungs hate me more than my liver
That's a hard toss up
Uh oh. Put down the vodka cancel the clowns and get rid of the donkey
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