shes wearing a jean skirt, its frayed. i got this
I didn't join FB to see my only child straddle that boy in all her pictures.
i fell asleep on him beating off on webcam last night, i'm such a great boyfriend.
Hemmingway ran to paris to avoid going to the university of illinois and becoming a doctor. It was there he developed a drinking problem. I need a plane ticket.
I am literally missing a chunk of eyelashes. That's how fun it was.
coming from the girl bound and determined to pee in the snow
why would you restrict a girl of that
I was more concerned about the amount of mcdonalds fries on the floor around me than i was with my lack of clothes.
It's getting increasingly easier to use his emotional instability to my advantage. That's about all he has going for him right now.
Passed out drunk in a tanning bed...
Did At The Beach call the fire department to get you like last time?
The drunk fake out is her specialty. She'll agree to come with us and two seconds later we check to make sure she's still there and we see her booking it down the hall in the opposite direction.
I LOVE YOU NO MATTER HOW MANY BALLS YOUVE SUCKED
Now theyre filling the kiddie pool water with boxes and boxes of jello powder and im not sure if thats a sign i should leave or what
WHY DID YOU NOT OFFER TO LET HIM STAY
Dude, it's like you want him inside me more than i do
His dick has the same name as my pipe. I'm keeping him forever.
What doesn't this kid understand that our relationship is not going past the blacked out blowjob I gave him on his birthday?
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