the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
yea ive hooked up with like half those guys
and i've hooked up with the other half...when our powers combine, we are captain slutbag
I am not one to point fingers but since it says your name "wuz here" next to the dick drawn on my stomach I am holding you personally responsible.
Her divorce is going to cut into the amount of time we spend fucking.
I'm in awe of how selfish that is.
Just made a photo collage of the girls I've hooked up with this summer. I'm patting myself on my back right now
I just dont think you can meet a stranger after youve heard them cum through the walls though
It's just my hair. It brings natural happiness. Like goldfish, big boobs, and milkshakes.
How long after mardi gras is it considered okay to wake up topless and wearing beads?
I command you to take a shot and dance like the pretty little gay boy you are.
Just walked into the bar to find a guy in a Boba Fett helmet leaning casually against the wall, texting. This night just got real.
I worked hard to give you that boner. No one else should get to enjoy it!
I'm 4,715,723% sure I don't give a fuck.
Dick very happy bro
At one point I believe I was despencing medical advice while wearing a sombrero and a hulk hand
I just had a legitimate orgy. Wearing glowsticks.
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